Funny Stuff

THE STRING

Not too long ago, and now something I’ll never forget… I had nipped to the loo before doing the shopping in the very busy local supermarket. My daughter, who was 3 at the time came in the toilet with me and then proceeded to ask in her loudest and proudest voice “Mummy, why is there string coming out of your bum?” Oh the horror.

THE WAVE

When you wave at someone you think is waving at you. Only then you notice their mate behind you. Great, now you look like a weirdo. What do you do?! Quickly pretend to be swatting a fly away!

 THE GOSSIP

Accidentally mentioning something to someone that was never actually told to you, but was discovered via stalking their Facebook profile. Awks.

THE FRIGHT IN THE NIGHT

I do not care how cute your child is. Waking up at 5am in the morning seeing them standing next to your bed staring at you is quite frankly terrifying.